Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
