you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
My feet surprised me
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