So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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