i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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