Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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