Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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