I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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