But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
