I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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