So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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