But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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