i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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