There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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