She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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