"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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