Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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