fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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