You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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