It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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