Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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