My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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