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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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