i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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