Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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