So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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