I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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