Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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