After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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