normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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