what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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