Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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