I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
