This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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