so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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