Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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