wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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