I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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