I'm laying in your front yard are you home
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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