I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
