do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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