I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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