i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Randomize
