whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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