I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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