do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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