Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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