So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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