A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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