hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
