Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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