I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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