so explain again why im purple
no
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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