PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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