I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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