Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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