I have demons in me.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I supernannyed him into submission
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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