New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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